{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Thursday, 11-Dec-14 21:31:42 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3755022","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;-chan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Born and raised in America. liked it at first, then a little less, then not so much, and now I realize we kinda suck."}