{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 05:23:42 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3756550","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6858\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">derpy128<\/span><\/a><\/span> if you try to make a PB&amp;J with peanut butter that identifies as jelly, and real jelly, the peanut butter will get really confused because he'll be like &quot;where's the peanut butter?&quot; And then you tell him &quot;oh, we're making a jelly sandwich!&quot; &quot;But I only like peanut butter and jelly...&quot;"}