{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 05:58:44 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3756594","html":"Why isn't there, like, a solid form of alcohol? So that I could eat it instead of drinking it, and still be drunk, but not need to pee all the time?"}