{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mrdee (mrdee)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 21:13:54 UTC","author_name":"mrdee (mrdee)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdee","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3757282","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6858\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">derpy128<\/span><\/a><\/span> but...wouldn't they need big heads...and in order to have a big head they would have to be cyclops...and cyclops have one eye..and they might like looking at triangles..and that would mean....ILLUMINATI!!!!!"}