{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 22:01:53 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3757503","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;-chan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> On a similar but almost not at all similar note, my step-dad changed his ringtone so whenever he gets a text we hear Josh Homme singing &quot;its all, <i>smmoooooooooth sailin' <\/i>from here on out...&quot;"}