{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 17:17:09 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3758575","html":"So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he is aware that there is a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The pirate replies in a sad voice, "Aye; it be steerin' me balls.""}