{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 15-Dec-14 12:43:07 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3759687","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> The The Looney Tunes Show version is a serial husband with seven ex-wives, who actually charms women long enough for them to not notice what a sleazebag he is.  I think that's an improvement."}