{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Dec-14 23:43:42 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3761014","html":"Can you imagine if Kim Jong-un had a huge-ass mustache tomorrow morning? The world would respect North Korea a whole lot more and I bet the decade wouldn't end in it becoming a radiating crater."}