{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"m14brony's status on Thursday, 18-Dec-14 05:33:55 UTC","author_name":"m14brony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/m14brony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3761856","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetLetTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> An LCD laptop screen ceases to be functional when you accidentally knock over an unloaded AR-15 onto it."}