{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Monday, 22-Dec-14 22:03:20 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3767482","html":"(woman bumped with her head into a man and she is talking a bunch of nonsense because of the accident) Woman: "Maybe I have an internal bleeding." Man: "It depends." Woman: "Depends on what?" Man: "Do you have the period?""}