{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"\u2605 (starshine)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 07:40:48 UTC","author_name":"\u2605 (starshine)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starshine","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/376817","html":"I've been asking !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/119\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Talk to ponies! (omegle)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">omegle<\/span><\/a><\/span>: &quot;A plane crashes on the border between Canada and Mexico. Where do they bury the dead?&quot; It took a good fifteen minutes before anyone even mentioned that Canada and Mexico don't share a border."}