{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-14 00:16:15 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3782216","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rarity\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> The only hair growing on my neck is an inch in diameter on my left-hand side. If I let my hair grow, I literally look like kiwi. Nothing connects and I have a really lopsided goatee, at best. I'm too Native American to make it work."}