{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Dec-14 03:16:04 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3784381","html":"And when people say &quot;would you rather be happy, or would you rather know the <i>truth<\/i>&quot; my answer is usually &quot;happy&quot;, because I don't give a kiwiing grapes about the dead fetus in dolein' nowhere Kansas who came out of the womb covered in undigested mushrooms while Fred Phelps and papayasin' Bill Cosby had a god damn orgy at kiwiin' Jennifer kiwiton's funeral shortly after killing a puppy. People go out of their way to be unhappy when it comes to the news. Somebody's having a good day and they're like &quot;MAN MY DAY IS TOO GOOD, I'M GONNA GO GOOGLE 'BLACK MAN DEAD IN IRAQ' SO THAT I HAVE SOMETHING TO GET kiwiED OFF ABOUT.&quot;"}