{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Monday, 05-Jan-15 23:54:13 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791728","html":"Basically, the reason why the Soul Patch is the worst is because facial hair needs to have an application. Beards keep a face warm. Mustaches make a cop\u2019s face look like they have three eyebrows, disorienting criminals as a result. Soul patches? No purpose (other than displaying that you owned a Sugar Ray album at one point in your life.)"}