{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jan-15 00:02:24 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3791738","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x30DB;&#x30E2;&#x307E;&#x3064;&#x308A;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I actually saw a video the other day of this dude who had a cyst with several pounds of ingrown hair and needed to be cut out."}