{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)'s status on Thursday, 11-Aug-11 00:14:30 UTC","author_name":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dusty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/379628","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1456\" class=\"url\" title=\"Julian Mateo Bernal\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">miloth<\/span><\/a><\/span> This &quot;real life&quot; sounds like a scary place. I don't think I will ever want to be near one. *Trots by a door with a sign &quot;Real Life&quot; on it, and not noticing it*"}