{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Monday, 12-Jan-15 00:08:21 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3798328","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> WEll... you are going to pee anyways... Why not do it in your pants?"}