{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Monday, 12-Jan-15 00:30:00 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3798395","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> One thing you should know is that they're BIG. There's a popular joke in Canada where on person says &quot;A truck hit a moose the other day&quot; and another says &quot;Is the truck okay?&quot;"}