{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Monday, 19-Jan-15 13:12:37 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3809843","html":"My dad's alarm is louder than my alarm and I can hear it through like 3 walls and a closet yet mine is basically silent yet it's only on the floor"}