{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Jan-15 23:10:05 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3811826","html":"Not, like, any average white girl. I mean, like "I'm sixteen and I need a new car because I spilled my latte on the way over here" white girl."}