{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 01:20:35 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3813662","html":"It's funny because Cornwall literally says "I have received a hurt" in Act 3 of King Lear and I've always found that really hilarious for some reason, mostly because of the way it's phrased."}