{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 01:26:36 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3813673","html":"I've never been late for a philosophy class once because if I ever was a few minutes late I would form a relativist argument in which arriving on time at an incredibly specific time is absolutist and represents the thought patterns of a sophist more so than a philosopher."}