{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 04:44:12 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3814144","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Forget Me\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> The xenophobic jerk... was me all along! <b>*dramatic seppuku*<\/b>"}