{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)'s status on Thursday, 11-Aug-11 13:55:11 UTC","author_name":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/captlynch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/381716","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1456\" class=\"url\" title=\"Julian Mateo Bernal\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">miloth<\/span><\/a><\/span> ooh...yeah...those midget lobsters'll take your head off first chance they get...or I might be getting confused with the mutant lobster I keep in the attic"}