{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-15 04:11:22 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3818925","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ellie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">skyllie<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why, though? I'm some random average 17 year old across the country from you who does nothing but whine about his personal first-world problems, and who for all you know is just playing this up for the attention."}