{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-15 18:31:21 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3819485","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> You need a 20-30 minute opener with a bunch of acts that all have ridiculous titles that make no sense in any context but use big sciencey words. Stuff like &quot;I: Time Shift Paradigm Continuim&quot; and &quot;II: Into the Parallel Quasar Doppler Effect&quot;"}