{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 02-Feb-15 04:22:43 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3828392","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetletTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> Once upon a time, three men went to Equestria. One hated it, one loved it, and one was indifferent. They were captured by the government and dissected, the end."}