{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:04:43 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3833567","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> All of this is part of the crap I gave my ex (who was a year older than me and afraid of 30) by saying that I'm getting old. &quot;Well, you'll live longer, so you're younger by percentage.&quot; &quot;I have long arms, I'm pushing 30 from further away than you.&quot; Etc."}