{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Friday, 06-Feb-15 22:36:26 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3833684","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"born to taste great\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> It'd look pretty weird from some grown-ass whatever you are to hug some random little girl in the middle of Chicago don't you think, let's skip that and let me just mug you"}