{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Monday, 09-Feb-15 01:09:00 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3836861","html":"I have a snowman outside, it sets unrealistic standards for men everywhere, it's impossible to be made of three balls stacked on top of each other with a carrot for noses. Stop the unrealistic representations today."}