{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-15 05:21:12 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3850052","html":"If anyone you know believes they're bad at talking on the phone, give them a boost of self-esteem by telling them about how I literally forget how to breathe when I hold a phone up to my face"}