{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Feb-15 12:56:04 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3850338","html":"Dumbledore heterosexually strode off into the sunset with six nubile young women at his side, only one of whom looked slightly like a male. "No homo," he said, with a cheerful, and distinctly heterosexual voice."}