{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Feb-15 19:48:46 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3852108","html":"Both the Jews and the Muslims agreed that pork was wrong to eat. Then Jesus was born, and he said, "Bacon tastes Potato Knishesin' good, yo." And from that point on, Christians ate pork."}