{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-15 03:35:06 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3858912","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"born to taste great\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> It does not. In the final shot, the iPhone will a) have zero bars and be searching for an access point (it never finds one) and b) die from a drained battery shortly after anyway. No electrical outlets in Equestria."}