{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Feb-15 03:49:11 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3858931","html":"My English teachers are always like "Wow Matt this is a pretty deep-ass essay, 100%, great work, you're the best writer in the class", and I'm just like "I wrote that in 15 minutes on the way to school with a Pop-Tart in my other hand, what do you mean that piece of garbage is deep""}