{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Saturday, 28-Feb-15 22:50:28 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3864878","html":""Hey Dad, what does it feel like to be an adult?" "How 'bout you try a puff of my cigar?" "Gurkk! I feel like I'm dying and I'm filled with regret!" "Yeah, it's like that. But taller.""}