{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Griffin (vcgriffin)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-15 11:58:29 UTC","author_name":"Griffin (vcgriffin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/vcgriffin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3865889","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> They just have a total inability to cook. I want to give him lessons but getting a burger is too easy..."}