{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-15 02:55:24 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3871273","html":"A reformed epistemologist walks into a bar and orders precisely 1.37 drinks. When inquired as to why, he simply states that the order is a properly basic belief."}