{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-15 02:50:27 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3875502","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rarity\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> Is...is that a rank 3 fedora?!?!?!? You sir are no doubt a Grand Master in the Supreme Euphoric Church of MRA, why you are even wearing the trench coat vestments of the most enlightened. Truly sir, you are a nice guy and just intimidate females! Please, master, teach me to devote my spirit to the friendzone!!!"}