{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-15 18:13:17 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3876446","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> But that sounds really weird. Like we don't normally say daughter of a crotch. We say son of a crotch. I wonder why it's like that... Maybe it's cause we are Americans and we are lazy so we chose the path with one less syllable."}