{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-15 16:05:34 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3877140","html":"Similarly, don't get that ridiculous tattoo on your chest for your 16th birthday, because ten years from now you'll be kicking yourself."}