{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techie Screenglow (dosbrony)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-15 12:38:37 UTC","author_name":"Techie Screenglow (dosbrony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dosbrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3882888","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"adiwan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">adiwan<\/span><\/a><\/span> rabid gorillas shouldn't be handling mail in the first place"}