{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Luna. (bobo)'s status on Saturday, 21-Mar-15 23:34:22 UTC","author_name":"Luna. (bobo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bobo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3885946","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh my god, I almost sent her a text, &quot;Hey, do you know if [Name Redacted] is single? I saw [Other Name] hugging on her yesterday.&quot; Who the apple do I think I am and why would I even"}