{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Mar-15 17:39:47 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3890601","html":"Woke up this morning to my phone vibrating. It's my mom. "Get up, you're late for school," she says. I look over at my alarm clock. 8:00 AM it says. "Okay mom, I'll get right on it," I reply. "I'm telling your recruiter that your late to school," she threatens. "Okay go do that then. Bye." I hang up. I look over at my alarm clock one more time. "I'm already late so screw it," I say to myself as I lay back down and go back to sleep. Also had dream about me going to school w\/o pants. The weird part is: when I finally decided to go to school today I almost went out the door with everything on but my pants. Today is a bad day."}