{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-15 09:25:13 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3892582","html":"When we were growing up, we weren't allowed to swear.  We couldn't even say "fart".  We had to come up with creative euphemisms like "trump" and "beans" and "do a stinky"."}