{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-15 05:00:35 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3896668","html":"my dad bought whole milk for he and I in protest to my mother buying skim milk for her and my sisters and not accounting for those of us in the house who are basically stick insects and I just drank like half the jug"}