{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-15 05:05:48 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3896670","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;, The Creator\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's what we used to get but my mom claimed that &quot;there are fatties in the house&quot; and 3\/5ths is more than 2\/5ths so we just had to buy our own milk so we didn't dissolve into nothingness"}