{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Thursday, 16-Apr-15 02:50:06 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3909469","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31009\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Man in a Big White Van\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rainbowdash3847<\/span><\/a><\/span> WHAT KIND CHARLATAN-EOUS SOLID ROCK CANDY VAN IS THIS? I mean, No Baked Bears either? What is wrong with you... <b>*shakes head*<\/b> <br \/>You don't have any memes in this place either... I am totally out."}