{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Friday, 15-May-15 00:55:56 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3924295","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awlxa&#x13A;an\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awolditzy<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Please don't squash me, sir. I have thirty-thousand children with two-hundred-forty-thousand feet betwixt them, and they all want Air Jordans. I'm at the end of my rope, and I could really use a leg up, get it? Ha, ha. But seriously, do you have any spare change?&quot;"}