{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 17-May-15 04:54:14 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3925407","html":"&quot;OK then, to start you're going to need a pope hat and a flamethrower.&quot; Sounds like my kind of party!<span class=\"smallt\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/so-walls-your-house-are-bleeding\/\" title=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/so-walls-your-house-are-bleeding\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/so-walls-your-house-are-bleeding\/<\/a> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">nsfw<\/a><\/span> <\/span>"}